Stories & Scripts

Script: SAD HENRY | EP. 3: The Beer

/SAD HENRY\ Episode 3: The Beer Daytime. Henry sits in his room listening to music (“Staring At The Ceiling” by Slow Children) and...

STORY: "Tentacles...And Why Are You Prudent, Stan?"

[[The following text was originally written in 2012]] This is dedicated to everyone with a noggin and more specifically Glenn Ohman. If...

STORY: AND HIS NAME WAS...

[[Originally written 2014]] And his name was Dennis Vader, he climbed the hills with his sword at the end credits the children applauded...

Story: A CUTESY STORY

[[Originally written in 2012 - surreal whimsical goof]] Tiny words on tiny paper. A man types these miniscule characters on his little...

Story: LATEST NOVELLA FOR UNDERPRIVELEGED YOUTHS

[[Originally written 2012]] "Wilma, I told you not to leave carcasses on my Temprapedic mattress, especially not on Thursdays after...

Story: ONCE ALONG THE CLOCKTOWER...

[[Originally written in 2012]] Once along the clocktower, Martha Joan Klittell and her boyfriend Deke Portland were making love and...

Story: "RUN-ON SENTENCE CITY"

[[Written a few years ago...yet another surrealist/absurdist story!]] The marquee proudly shone those bright letters, his name in lights,...

Script: SAD HENRY | EP. 2: BB Gun

[[NOTE: The second episode I wrote, where I introduce the character of "Brian" and a story a bit more focused around the character of...

Script: SAD HENRY | EP. 1: Milk Run

[[The original scripted episode of SAD HENRY, a surrealist webseries I wrote and began in 2008 at the age of 16. Two episodes were filmed...

Short Story: "A STORY ABOUT GLOBES..."

[This is a short absurdist story written when I was a teen years ago - exhibiting my standard nonsensical style...] Preface: This is best...